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Category Archives: personal life

Where to Find Me on the Internet

I started compiling this as a reminder to myself of all the different places I’ve set up camp on the web, but it occurred to me that some people might want to get all Web 2.0 and do some social networking up in this thang. So, here’s v0.1 of “Where Spencer Wastes His Time Online,” [...]

Pantone Mugs Bring the Goodness

It’s not something I have occasion to talk about frequently, but I’m a total coffee cup nerd. I wouldn’t call myself a collector as I’m not the type to hoard just any and every mug I come across, but I probably have more mugs than your average joe-drinking Joe. So, you can imagine my delight [...]

Help Me Find a Home for Benito or Santa Will Skip Your House

Know somebody that needs a pet to give them some company this holiday season? This is a lovely, sweet stray that’s been hanging around our house since he was a kitten, and he’s probably not quite a year old at this point. I’m a huge sucker and finally started feeding him and now he’s all [...]

Happy Vagina Emergence Day to Me

Today marks the 33rd year of my continued success against the repeated and sundry attempts by Mother Nature and assorted forces of evil to relieve me of the burden of life. Until today, I never knew that I was born on the 100th birthday of Charles Fort. That’s pretty god damned cool. My birthday also [...]

Mamma’s Boy

That’s my mom’s most awesome senior photo, shot in late 1965. She’s told me multiple times if I ever got a girl’s name tattooed on me, it’d damn well better be hers. In turn, I’ve always thought it would be fantastic to surprise her with a tattoo of this portrait and a “Barbie Jeanne, Class [...]